if you could change the way things are.
red bean soup will make your hair drop.
Earlimart's 'Bloody Nose' makes me sleepy, just by listening to it's monotonous soundwaves.

I'm as crappy as I was yesterday, only I get worse after consuming fish and chips with tartar which I think that explains why there's a bulge at my tummy.

Beverly's foamy soft toy is right next to me, staring at my eye sockets. Ooooh! We have a 'connection' -Not related to that kind of 'chemistry' though.

Maybe it's the coke making me go 'WHOOOP-DEE-DOOO!' ?!

How do you spell HIPPO?! ...HIPPOPOTAMUS?! No wait, that can't be right. I've always imagined hippos to be purple in colour cause they'd look cute as foamy soft toys like the one Beverly gave me for christmas.

Drat! Was it Beverly who gave me that...or worse still?!

If I knew your girlfriend and if I saw you going out with another girl, what do you think I'd do...No no no! *waves hands* That question wasn't exactly directed to anyone.

Well, looks like I'll call it a night.

I might visit the fireflies world tonight and hope for a better way to spend the night.

Geezzz, that didn't make any sense did it?!

WHO LIKES EATING RED BEANS?! I think I know who!